Target Liar
Last night I was a Target, minding my own business, looking for some knives and forks since the ones I have here seem to just get up and walk away. I was standing around in the aisle, mulling over the decision- frosted or shiny forks?
Anyway, this older gentleman walks over and tells me he likes “it”, referring to the frosted forks. I was like really? I’m trying to make up my mind…He proceeded to tell me which kind he recently bought for his new house, etc. He told me he was recently divorced and setting up house on his own and how much fun that was…blah, blah, basically telling me how he had it going on.
So I was like if the package is so tight, why did he get divorced. He claims that the ex-wifey quit wanting to have sex, and I was like well you must not have been handling your business then.
So then here are the lies he responded with: He stated that they used to have sex EVERY single night 4-5 times a night and that she used to come every single time, but that she just had “issues” with sex… YEAH right! LIAR. LIAR. I don’t believe that is humanly possible, unless he was on some meds!
At this point I wanted to start moving away from the man cuz I just knew a bolt of lighting was going to strike him where he stood for the lies!!! When I told him I had to be going, he said I was exactly his type and that could he get the number…I have to say I was flattered cuz its not like I was looking super fly and I do have a thing for older guys…But I do loathe liars and pepetrators and his dick is probably going to fall off due to all the lies the man was telling…
But I am just curious how many times can the average guy do it in a night and how many times in a month? Can anyone really do the do EVERY single day?
Yes, I think you can do it every night but not 4 or 5 times a night, every night for years, and not with the same partner. I am not sure doing it 4 or 5 times a night is a plus, give it to me right, make it last 2 hours, you only need to do it once then, okay maybe twice but I am a greedy girl.
It seems you were able to clear the area before the bolt from the blue zapped off his dick. I’d hate to have you go out that way, CF, you got too many more stories in you,
XO, Tess
Comment by Tess — January 17, 2006 @ 4:57 pm
Maybe I have some sort of vitamin deficiency but I cannot see a dude and I getting it on 4 or 5 times a night. I would be exhausted. Every night sure if I’m working out and in shape.
Comment by Honest — January 19, 2006 @ 10:52 pm
depends on the gilr and the mood.
I used to be good for several times at least, with new puzzy.
Now I dont have the same interest! But I know A man can do it every night for a year. Speaking for myself.
Comment by Closet Owner — January 19, 2006 @ 11:52 pm
HA! How about if she let him do it 4-5 times per night, she’s out her freaking mind. That would mean that she has no walls and he was hitting nothing but air.
I wouldn’t even want friction like that everyday.
The longest my current has gone in one night is three time with a 2 minute interval. But after a while, I’m thinking if the gyna and stroke are good enough, you both would be passing out.
Comment by Seven — January 20, 2006 @ 10:01 pm
Why does he have to lie???
in any event…. sexaholics are real
everynight may be very easy for him….
entrapment is a way of life
Comment by Beatz~ — January 20, 2006 @ 10:15 pm
I agree with ClosetOwner. It depends on the girl. Me personally, twice a night at best and even then I have to be mesmerized physically and mentally. The first time could be all physical, the second would have to be both.
Comment by Brother Kojak! — January 21, 2006 @ 1:54 am
I like to put in work when I have sex. So 4 or 5 times a night would be crazy. If you having a bunch of quickies maybe. But, then what’s the point. If you going for a good hour with foreplay included, how in the world does anyone have 4 to 5 hours everyday free to fuck? Not realistic. Now can you have spurts like that, very possible. But not consistently. If you are really putting forth a good effort why would you really need several times a day everyday? I honestly dont think my dick would recover enough to do any real damage fucking that much everyday. Just my 2 cents.
FGM
Comment by FGM — January 21, 2006 @ 9:48 am
Please say you do not live in Atlanta… ‘cause then I think we ran into the same “Talll Story” teller!
The Mad Dater,
“Because there’s a Bastard in all of us”
Comment by The Mad Dater — January 22, 2006 @ 11:24 pm
I’ve done 4-5 times a day for days on end, but not for an extended period of time. Twice a day is a good number though.
Comment by The Seeker — January 24, 2006 @ 4:48 am
Girl I use to have a man like that i would go to work walking all funny and people already knew what was wrong I had go to my friends to stay the night toget some rest I would lie and say the car broke down, girl it was sad.
Comment by Mzhickman — January 29, 2006 @ 9:26 pm
4-5 times a day is ridiculous! I don’t even want pussy like that everyday. Even it is hella good.I like when I go a week with out sex and that desire builds up.
Comment by Zeezy4Sheezy — January 31, 2006 @ 4:51 am
Hey. Are you gone or just busy? Miss you.
Comment by kaya — February 20, 2006 @ 11:21 am
I miss you too. Come back, come back…..
Comment by Tess — February 22, 2006 @ 2:18 am
it is posible but a man must be willing to learn a womans body first. nice blog hit me up sometime
Comment by rawdawgbuffalo — March 9, 2006 @ 4:12 pm
4 or 5 times a night? Depends how long the intervals are. 1/2 an hour each? That’s easy. 1 hour each? Still doable. 2 hours each? That’s pretty hard, but possible. 3 hours? Fuck no, your not superman. Maybe if you take viagra.
During the course of sex, women can have multiple orgasms, so maybe he meant he made her cum 4 or 5 times a night.
But something is obviously wrong, because any woman who cums 4 or 5 times a night daily would really enjoy it. and mind you, sex is mostly in the “mind” as well for women, so having “issues” would be kind of weird.
Comment by Dr.Freezor — March 19, 2006 @ 5:35 am
4 to 5 times? Fing liar! I could 2 - 3 but not every night. Sex every day is nothing. Same partner … different story.
Comment by ADIDAS — April 19, 2006 @ 5:20 am
Oh yes it is true, there are some absolute animals out there, my last s/o wanted sex in the morning, sometimes later in the early evening, and for sure before bed. He was a very physical person, he had a great bod actually too. I was starting to get bladder infections from all the friction. He was the type of guy who wants to fuck you in the ass when you are on the rag wearing a tampax…do you think I’m making this up? That’s the funny thing, I could be, but even if it were the truth no one would believe me anyway. Blogging is great. *hugs*
Comment by sabrina — June 24, 2006 @ 2:47 am
I’m new to blogs but you might consder me an older guy with similar circumstance to the character in the story. I find that being excessive does lead to friction and infections for women and soreness for men. I’ve learned that keeping a steady pace and throwing a sprint or a curve every now and then to keep it all wet get you where you want to be and beyond. And its the beyond that gets you out of yourself and into you and your partner.
Comment by benleo — July 8, 2006 @ 8:36 pm
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Comment by L — September 1, 2006 @ 5:52 pm
I believe that yes a man can do it everynight or day if he is lucky enough to be with the right woman.
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Comment by SANISTA — July 27, 2007 @ 4:45 am