Diary of a Closet Freak

January 11, 2006

Almost There

Filed under: Life in General

I’ve got this friendly competition going with a friend with benefits…We’re competing to see which one of us can lose ten pounds first. The winner gets an hour of uninterrupted, non- reciprocated cunilingus or fellatio.

I haven’t won yet…but I am almost there. I had a great workout at the gym today and according to the scale, I’ve got four pounds to go. He’s a great kitty kisser so I am really looking forward to my just reward. I want to get naked, lay down on a comfortable bed and just enjoy…I don’t even know if I will last an hour cuz the clit gets so sensitive after an orgasm, but I promise to try my very best.LOL.

I urge all men out there to ensure that your oral skills are absolutely above reproach and don’t ever think you are so good that you have nothing to learn in this area. Your lady will surely appreciate it. If you have any questions, be sure to read my thorough post on going downtown.
I just don’t think anything in life feels as good as well done oral sex. I would honestly take a good sucking in lieu of a good fucking on any day.

And I am happy to say that that day is coming in only four pounds….

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  1. Lol! Good luck with those 4 pounds.

    Comment by Honest — January 11, 2006 @ 10:53 pm

  2. 1 hr… I’d have to ask that I take it in 4 25 min intervals… cause after I cum, I put up a sign” “Do not touch Till I am Less Sensetive or I Will Kick You and I am not Kidding” - lol

    The Mad Dater
    “Because there’s a Bastard in all of us”

    Comment by The Mad Dater — January 11, 2006 @ 11:03 pm

  3. You are the first woman that I know of that says they like oral more than intercourse.

    You are kicks for real.

    I am enrolling in your How to Please A woman Clas right now.

    Comment by Closet Owner — January 12, 2006 @ 1:12 pm

  4. Maybe he will tie you down so you cannot make him stop…lol. Sorry but that was my first thought. Way to go on the workouts!

    Comment by aphrodite — January 14, 2006 @ 4:25 pm

  5. Only an hour? Well, OK. Good luck.

    Comment by The Seeker — January 15, 2006 @ 6:47 pm

  6. Hell, I’ll give you an hour of oral anytime you want. No expectations other than you having a great time :)

    Comment by dave — February 5, 2006 @ 5:26 am

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