Diary of a Closet Freak

Happy New Year everyone. I am back to blogging. I do appreciate the comments and emails from those of you out there who were wondering, ” Oh where oh where has closetfreak gone…” No where! I am still here. Still freaky. Just been celebrating the holidays and taking inventory in preparation for making 2006 a year to remember.

I always write down my resolutions every year, so this year, I will put them here on my blog. They are not in order of importance.

1) Get more dick in 2006 than I got in 2005. I’m getting older. The pussy is getting better and better, so I’m planning on using it. I am planning on fucking at least 100 times this year and I am going to be keeping track of my progress in my palm pilot. This is not an invitation to my male readers though. LOL. If I want your dick, I will let you know. I’m not looking for new penis, but I do appreciate the thought.

2) Go to church more consistently. It sounds wrong to put that resolution on this list after resolution #1, but that is none of your business. My goal is to go to church at least 25 times in 2006.

3) Work out consistently. If I do that, I will automatically lose the 5-7lbs I am trying to drop even if I eat whatever I want. I want to go to the gym at least 100 times in 2006.

4) Make financial progress. I want to earn more in 2006 than I did in 2005 and I want to save more and increase my Rainy Savings Account by at least $2500.

5) Improve my domestic skills. I am somewhat creatively organized and have no problem with cereal and milk for dinner to avoid cooking. Shame on my grown, sexy ass…time for improvement.

6) Make my current relationships work or end them rather than living in limbo and riding the fence. This one goes for love, family and friendships.

7) Improve my time management. This is so hard for me as a natural procrastinator and someone who loves reading blogs and playing PopCap games on yahoo….where do the hours go? I am sick of always being the one to send the belated birthday cards and arriving late for the party and filing my taxes late. Meeting this resolution will require me to go ahead and buy myself a watch. Anyone know of any sales?

8) Take at least two out of state vacation trips.

9) Declutter and Get Organized at home and work. Whether I give it away, throw it away, shred it, burn it or bury it, I am getting rid of stuff I don’t need and clothes I dont wear and books I don’t read.

10) ____________________I am leaving this one blank. In case I left something good off- I am inviting my readers to suggest one more resolution for me. It can be serious or fun or freaky…..