CDC Approved
I would like to announce that closetfreak has once again been CDC Approved baby. What I mean is that I recently went to the doctor as we ladies do on an annual basis and took THE TEST as well as all the other little screenings we women take to make sure all the family goods are in perfect working order and have not been contaminated by any outside sources during the previous 12 months. The biggie, of course, is THE TEST for that undefeatable ninja that is ravaging through our race, partly due to the Down Low Brothas (who are going to get a whole blog topic devoted to them in the near future).
But anyway, I think no matter how much you safe sex it, waiting for those results is no fun. I wish there was some instant outcome test, like there is for pregnancy detection. You know the deal in 10 minutes, in the privacy of your bathroom. No having to walk out then think about worst case scenarios. It’s not that I’ve done anything “risky” in the past year, but of course the only way to ever be completely sure is to practice abstinence. And best to believe, closetfreak does not practice abstinence. LoL. Shit, if I did that, what would I blog about? So anyway, this week, as I waited to hear back, I tried to put it out of my mind and remain confident, but in a small way, I was holding my breathe too.
Then finally, yesterday, all the results came back negative, just like I expected. Yesssss! As you know when it comes to these tests- negative news is GOOD news. (more…)
