Kiss and Tell
I love me some DMX, - especially his song, “What These Bitches Want” which I just heard on the radio. But regrettably, I could neva-eva give Earl Simmons (his real name) some pussy, even though his voice is so unique and even though he is so attractively thuggish ruggish. Despite these traits, he is one rapper I would just have to turn down if he ever tried to holla because this song indicates that he is a kiss and tell type nigga. I mean in a single musical composition, this man proudly names more than forty girls that he has supposedly fucked, even spelling out how he met Cookie in an ice cream shop. That shit is wrong as hell. A nigga with tru pussy game, never kisses and tells. After all, it is commonly known that if a man has to brag about who and how many he has fucked, that something is off about his bedroom performance.
This is not to say that men can’t talk about WHAT they do in the bedroom. We ladies actually appreciate that information, especially if you can back it up. I know it gives me something to look forward to if you hip me to the fact that you are down for freaky things. This rant is more directed to men who name names the way DMX did. Fifty Cent has also been guilty of this sad naming of names. Even Justin Timberlake felt like he had to announce that he popped Brittany Spear’s cherry.This behavior shows that these men are insecure about something because they felt that they had to toot their own horns. These actions will greatly reduce the amount of pussy that they ultimately get in life. I do realize that you want to brag sometimes men, but you must let your dick do the work, not your mouth. If your cock skills are that excellent, the lady you have satisfied will do the talking for you, because most of us just can’t help telling SOMEBODY when we get some distinguished dick. .
Along these lines, let’s say you were off of your game one night and couldn’t get it up. Or for some reason you let the orgasm train leave the station with me still standing on the platform. These misfortunes sometimes befall even the very best of lovers…If you are a screw and spread the word sucker, don’t get mad when I decide to share the secret that you aren’t worth the price of the ticket.
Now, on the other hand, if you are a man who does the do then demonstrates discretion, I will return the favor by making sure no leaks get out about your slip ups. In fact, while any botched assignments shall remain in my classified files, I will ensure that you always get maximum press for every mission you do accomplish. Before you know it, every beautiful woman will want you as covert agent. lol
To put it another way, bragging about his own shit makes a guy’s dick shrink from ten inches to ten millimeters, while a woman’s testimony can make an average joe take on mythical proportions that go down in history. I mean, just think about it- how do you think John Henry got so famous for being strong? He was probably laying steel in more ways than one…and then there’s Paul Bunyan whose famous for chopping down trees…He was probably ‘laying wood’ alright…Neither one of these men wrote autobiographies, but we still read about their feats till this day. Can I get an amen on the analogies?lol.
I guess I really let one little song set me off. Let me stop ranting and raving. I’ve said it and I’ve meant it. Don’t follow DMX’s sorry example of fucking females then flaunting the facts. There are alot of ‘closet freaks’ out there who don’t blog, so I am speaking for all of us. Even if your game is super tight, keep the score a secret. You will end up getting drafted by more ladies who want you on their team cuz they heard about how much fun your are to play the field with. In contrast, kissing and telling will only get you kicked to the curb.
WELL I DEFINATELY AGREE WITH YOU ON THAT. FROM I WAS GROWING UP I WAS ALWAYS TAUGHT THAT YOU DONT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT SEX. YOU CAN HAVE A CONVERSATION ABOUT WHAT YOU LIKE OR MAYBE STAKE TO CLAIM THAT YOU ARE FREAKY..BUT NOT SAYING THAT I WILL FUCK THE SHIT OUTTA YOU. ME, I JUST LIKE TO PLEASE AND BE PLEASED. HONESTLY, I WOULD NOT WANT THE CHICK TO DO ANY TALKING EITHER. SHE ACTUALLY DOES THAT WITHOUT SPEAKING. ONCE SHE IS CONSTANTLY TRYING TO GET SOME FROM YOU AND THAT IS SHOWING WITH OTHER FEMALES…THEY WILL START TO GET THE PICTURE.
Comment by DAVE — November 6, 2005 @ 9:05 pm
I love you! And you can have my amen and a hallelujah as well.
I’d love to link you to my blog if that’s ok with you. You have a great way with words
and a unique insight that I’d love others to know about.
Say yes.
Tess
Comment by T in NYC — November 7, 2005 @ 4:07 pm
I respect the page big time and this blog entry is another one that I have mad love for. There iis a lot to be said for a brother who has women knocking at his door but he never tells anyone as to why. I think when handling your biz with a lady the only people that need to know are the ones that were there. Be it you and her or you her and her friend or whatever. A lot of men feel the need to advertise their exploits the same way car dealerships want you to get in THEIR car (as opposed to another dealership with the same vehicle.) these men feel their car is better and its been backed and proven based on what THEY say. YOU right though if ya game is tight you wont have to say shit cause you will have women who know you a good lay and wont mind saying man the dick was DYNO-MITE!!!! Until men can learn that a lil hush hush goes a long way they will continue to be insecure in their sexuality and ablity to please a woman MENTALLY before physically.
Until then HOLLA BLACK!
Comment by Steven — November 7, 2005 @ 5:16 pm
amen.. but I’ve got to say..
not only are you a closet freak you are also absolutely hilarious! lol
Comment by soul — November 9, 2005 @ 8:54 am
OMG! GURLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!.. ya had me in STITCHES with the “mythical proportions!..your writting, ranting, and tale tellin abilities are off the proverbial hinge.And aint THAT the TRUTH.. when it cums to those who kissNtell.. Shame on um!All that means to me is a big fat RED FLAG waving in the air, tellin me IM next in his “tell all” lil black book, and thats one lil black book i dont want NO part of.
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