Going Downtown
Welcome back to Copulation College. Today’s how to lesson is entitled Going Downtown Without Getting Lost…aka Licking the Kitty Right. I have yet to meet a woman who doesn’t love oral sex when it is done right, but unfortunately a lot of women are getting head-aches instead of great head. So, I have decided to share some of my expertise which has solely been gained from the receiving end. Of course this lesson would not be possible if it wasn’t for some fabulous linguists out there who have provided incredible pleasure to me. Give yourself a pat on the back if you happen by my blog today.
1. Attitude- Guys go down there with a gusto and act like you really want it. Forget being squeamish and half-hearted. There’s nothing worse than a nigga acting like he is tired or not into it. This leads to woman faking orgasms to put you out of your misery.
2. Warm Up- Don’t just take the panty off and go downtown without getting blood flowing to the kitty. Stroke it thru my panties, talk dirty in my ear, pinch my nipples, squeeze or slap my ass cheeks, stick a finger in there to make sure things are getting wet, then you may proceed.
3. Comfort- Make sure you and your partner are in a comfortable position before you get real busy because once she starts that climb towards the orgasm, the last thing one of you wants to do is to have to move or stop and stretch cuz someone caught a cramp. This is not the time for the sexual gymnastics. The best position for me is flat on my back. Some women might want to be sitting on your face or sitting up in a chair with you on the floor between her legs. Whatever works.
4. The Spot-Hopefully, you know your pussy anatomy and can easily locate the clit. If not you should withdraw from this class. You should feel it get harder under your lips and tongue if you are handling things correctly. It is not necessary to completely pull back the hood. If you happen to do this, use a VERY soft tongue or try stroking the sides of the clit in a steady circular motion. The clit is very sensitive gentlemen, so no hard or overly firm direct stimulation until she is very aroused. Never use teeth. PERIOD.
5. Hicky on the Clitty- This to me is the number one technique to induce an earth-shattering release in your partner. Latch on to the center flesh with steady firm suction while simultaneously stroking the clit with your tongue. Adjust the speed and pressure according to what works for your partner. The tongue can be wide and softer for steady stroking or it can be stiffer and more narrow for flicking action on the clit and the surrounding area.
6.Steady does it- No unnecessary bopping your head all over the place. Don’t constantly keep changing things up either. Establish a rhythm and stick with it if it is working. When the woman says ‘yes’ or indicates she likes what you’re doing, PLEASE don’t all of a sudden go harder or faster or try something new. You will mess up her climb to the mountaintop.
7.Active Listening- Be willing to make adjustments based on your partner’s cues. Don’t hold her completely immobile (unless ya’ll in a D/s scene that is.lol.) in case she wants to shift her hips or move them back and forth. If she moves your head or pushes it it down into the box, it may indicate she needs more suction or firmer stroking.
8.Use your hands- Sometimes it’s nice to have a finger or two in the kitty too while the clit is getting all the attention. It’s not necessary to stick the finger all the way in, but alittle fullness is nice. Another option is sticking a finger into the asshole, or stroking the asshole. Other options include massaging my lower abdomen, grabbing and spreading my ass cheeks or pussy lips, or reaching up to pinch my nipples. Remember though, throughout it all maintain the sucking/licking rhythm.
9. Other tips- Try using a mint or hot tea or an ice cube in your mouth to introduce different sensations or use Scream Crème from the sex shop.
10.After the climax-So you’ve worked your magic and she’s came. At this point, the clit is EXTREMELY sensitive. If you want to keep going to make her come again, you need to allow for some down time and stop or slow way down with direct clitoral stimulation for a little bit so she can regroup. Not every woman who says stop at this point really means it because depending on your skill level, you might be able to squeeze another orgasm out of her without the recess. If you do keep your mouth down there, make your mouth and tongue very soft and use very light pressure until she can start a new rise, then gradually increase. Other options include blowing gently, kissing her pussy lips and thighs, fingering the hole, licking her labia, talking dirty. The second time may take alittle longer, so this is a good time to introduce a new position or some other creative elements. Once things get serious again, time to resume with steps 5 & 6.
These are just some basic tips. There are lots of different variations and different women like different things and readers are invited to share their own tips. If you are already a pro, let me know in the comments and I will send you an official Copulation College certificate for being a Cunning Linguist. Class Dismissed.
Closet Professor
good points. now spread the wword to the masses lol
Comment by soul — November 9, 2005 @ 9:34 am
I need more practice… sigh
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great info.. and if i may….fella’s.. PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, stop usin your tongues like a damn jackhammer!.. I know, I know, ya saw them doin it that way in every porn movie ya even seen, but let me tell ya this.. ITS A LIE!..(the clitty is EXTREMELY sensitive,just mulitply the feelin in your dickhead,right after you cum by 10 fold)It’s time the truth be told, the only ones diggin on the jackhammers, are those beauties of porn who are gettin paid to LOOK like they do!.. It does NOT feel good!.so.. when she’s pushin back on your forhead,and before she gets the urge to knock ya into next week.. take a hint.. back off, slow that roll, and hit her clit like your tongue is a feather!
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