Diary of a Closet Freak

October 30, 2005

Going Downtown

Filed under: Copulation College

Welcome back to Copulation College. Today’s how to lesson is entitled Going Downtown Without Getting Lost…aka Licking the Kitty Right. I have yet to meet a woman who doesn’t love oral sex when it is done right, but unfortunately a lot of women are getting head-aches instead of great head. So, I have decided to share some of my expertise which has solely been gained from the receiving end. Of course this lesson would not be possible if it wasn’t for some fabulous linguists out there who have provided incredible pleasure to me. Give yourself a pat on the back if you happen by my blog today.

1. Attitude- Guys go down there with a gusto and act like you really want it. Forget being squeamish and half-hearted. There’s nothing worse than a nigga acting like he is tired or not into it. This leads to woman faking orgasms to put you out of your misery.
2. Warm Up- Don’t just take the panty off and go downtown without getting blood flowing to the kitty. Stroke it thru my panties, talk dirty in my ear, pinch my nipples, squeeze or slap my ass cheeks, stick a finger in there to make sure things are getting wet, then you may proceed. (more…)






















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