Strickly Dickly
My girl Sheryl Swoops announced that she is gay today. Where did that come from? She’s been married and has a son, which means she has fully enjoyed the magnificence of penis. How could she just give that up? And for seven years? That’s a damn jail term. I looked up a picture of her partner Lisa Scott and she is at best only ‘awright’. Definitely not fly enough to make me foreswear dick for life. But I ain’t hating. To each his own. I for one will remain STRICKLY DICKLY for the foreseeable future. (Unless I get my nerve up to do a threesome…oops. topic for another day.)
Even though I haven’t been moved to explore the female thing yet, I do admit that I love to look, especially at the girls with the beautiful breasts which hang, but not droop, or girls with tight asses and nice- curvy athletic legs. Not too tall and not too short. Flat or soft (not mushy) stomachs. Not more than 10 to maximum 15 lbs overweight. Pretty, with smooth skin. Not ghetto-fabulous. Like a said, I look, but I don’t touch.
The bottom line is that men just have more to offer because of what they have between their legs. Nothing could replace the beauty and interest of the male dick for me, which a plastic strap-on cannot begin to emulate. The debate often arises about proportion. But it’s not just about the bulkiness of the family jewels. I think most women are like me, size is great, but there is more to it too. Just like with diamonds- its not just carat. You gotta consider cut, clarity, color and fire. .
The way I see it is that variety is the spice of life. Dicks have different shades, dimensions, contours, texture, heat, and taste to them and it’s a delightful thing. I love long. I love thick. Any combination of that is the bomb. But then there is brown and curvy, hi-yeller and smooth, and who doesn’t love Mandingo black? Plus, I haven’t even described the assortment of balls out there. Then if a nigga has confidence about his shit AND can fucking throw that stick right, it is definitely all good.
So Sheryl, I’m still a fan. Do your thing girl and don’t look back. That’s just more dick for the rest of us who can appreciate it.
I would go in depth about my love for my own “Mandingo Black” but then I would just be bragging.. But Chery’l Swoopes chick is quite on the butch side, and she’s pretty big. What’s the big deal I would say 75% of the WNBA is gay anyway so what was the big revelation about??
Comment by Zeezy4Sheezy — October 29, 2005 @ 4:00 pm
Zeezy, I don’t know what it is about you men assuming that all of the WNBA is gay. Why does tall and athletic have to equal gay? That’s no different than assuming all men under six feet who can’t ball are taking it in the ass….
Comment by closetfreak — October 31, 2005 @ 1:34 pm