Strickly Dickly
My girl Sheryl Swoops announced that she is gay today. Where did that come from? She’s been married and has a son, which means she has fully enjoyed the magnificence of penis. How could she just give that up? And for seven years? That’s a damn jail term. I looked up a picture of her partner Lisa Scott and she is at best only ‘awright’. Definitely not fly enough to make me foreswear dick for life. But I ain’t hating. To each his own. I for one will remain STRICKLY DICKLY for the foreseeable future. (Unless I get my nerve up to do a threesome…oops. topic for another day.)
Even though I haven’t been moved to explore the female thing yet, I do admit that I love to look, especially at the girls with the beautiful breasts which hang, but not droop, or girls with tight asses and nice- curvy athletic legs. Not too tall and not too short. Flat or soft (not mushy) stomachs. Not more than 10 to maximum 15 lbs overweight. Pretty, with smooth skin. Not ghetto-fabulous. Like a said, I look, but I don’t touch.
The bottom line is that men just have more to offer because of what they have between their legs. Nothing could replace the beauty and interest of the male dick for me, which a plastic strap-on cannot begin to emulate. The debate often arises about proportion. But it’s not just about the bulkiness of the family jewels. I think most women are like me, size is great, but there is more to it too. Just like with diamonds- its not just carat. You gotta consider cut, clarity, color and fire. . (more…)
