Talk Dirty to Me
Just for the heck of it I decided to start a new category on this blog called Copulation College for articles on different aspects of guess what…Sex! Let me say upfront that I am by no means an expert and I don’t claim to be. I just want to share my version of things that drive me (and maybe other women) wild. Guys who read the blog may find it interesting and ladies may agree or disagree or add their own tips in the comments section….With that said, today’s topic is How to Talk Dirty in other words, the Lost Art of Aural Sex lol. Obviously, I am not talking about a nigga sticking his dick in my ear!..I ain’t that freaky yet.
If there is one thing I love is for a nigga to talk dirty to me when we are fucking or getting ready to do that thang. That includes profanity and names like bitch, and slut. I don’t mind the names cuz I know that the nigga respects me outside of the bedroom- if not, I have no business messing with him at all. Even if I’m not in the mood, the right special words can sometimes end up making me give Him some…The way I see it, there are five main potential categories. Below are some of my favorite phrases that have worked on me or that I’ve imagined up or seen in some romantic movie. You might want to put some of these Talking Dirty phrases to use the next time you are putting it down:
1. Describing
“I like the way it feels. It’s so tight. It’s going so deep. I’m going to cum. You taste so good. Your body is so sexy. I love those legs. It’s so damn big. You’re right on my spot. You’re driving me crazy. I can’t take it. I don’t want to stop.” This is what I probably do most of the time because it is the easiest and most honest. It’s just describing what’s going on and comes naturally. When I grew up and stopped being quiet in bed, this is what I started with.
2.Commands and Requests
“Suck my dick bitch. Get on your knees. Put your ass in the air. Spread your pussy for me. I didn’t tell you to stop. Ride that shit. Please don’t stop. Do it again, baby. Please take these handcuffs off…(for real though)” You get the picture. TELL ME HOW YOU LIKE IT! Just hearing those nasty words is pussy clenching stuff, plus it ensures that you get what you want from your partner. I usually ask for what I want if I need to and I like when He does too. No need for trying to mind read and all that. The tone and please and thank yous can be as polite or dominating as appropriate.
3. Threats and Promises
“Tonight its on. I’m gonna tear that ass up. I’m going to cum all over your face. I’m gonna make you say my name. I am going to make you beg. I’m gonna beat that ass. I’m about to tie you up and fuck the shit out of you. You better not cum until I tell you to. You better not make a sound. You better take that dick.” This is for the Big Boys. The submissive little girl insides me loves these words. It means you are about to HANDLE some shit and makes me feel like you are in cumplete cuntrol! You gotta keep your promises though. Got to back up the words with action. Don’t say you ’bout to go all night and be a minute man!
4. Questions
“Who’s your daddy. What’s my name.” I think this is already popular with many of you guys. I have already written a whole essay on that topic.
5. Loving Words-
“I love you, baby. I need you. You make me so proud everytime I see you. I want to give you the world. I want a future with you. I want to always be there for you. I can’t wait until you have my baby.” Beautiful words, but they cut deep. Only use these words if you mean them from the heart. Don’t use if you’re in a ‘friends with benefits’ set up because this is exactly what leads to the problem of “catching feelings” which ends up sending some of ya’ll niggas running. Unless it’s for real, try choosing phrases from the other categories.
Closing tips:
All in all, just remember that the mind is the number one erogenous zone. Sex starts in the brain. Fuck being strong and silent and later for the shy act—open your mouth and speak!
I would love to hear what others have to say on this topic. Class Dismissed.
Closet Professor
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Comment by The Assimilated Negro? — October 26, 2005 @ 4:20 am
Hi my name is Zeezy4Sheezy and I talk very dirty in bed 2
Comment by Zeezy4Sheezy — October 26, 2005 @ 1:19 pm
Zeezy4Sheezy, well since you have already mastered the content of this course, I’ll make sure your transcript reflects an A.
Comment by closetfreak — October 26, 2005 @ 1:25 pm
Speak the truth…men take notice…especially with “Got to back up the words with action. Don’t say you ’bout to go all night and be a minute man!”…ACTION SPEAKS…
Comment by Shelia — October 26, 2005 @ 7:27 pm
Oh by the way, I really think you should look into publishing a non-fiction book…you have a lot of interesting points.
Comment by Shelia — October 26, 2005 @ 7:40 pm
Thanks for visiting my blog. Sheila and thanks for the compliment.
Comment by closetfreak — October 26, 2005 @ 9:25 pm
Dang, no fair.
Comment by Brotha Buck — October 27, 2005 @ 1:39 am
why do you say no fair Brotha Buck?
Comment by closetfreak — October 28, 2005 @ 1:44 pm
Thanks for the A! I worked long and hard for this A and it was well deserved
Comment by Zeezy4Sheezy — October 29, 2005 @ 4:04 pm
damn, got a lil damp ova here just reading those commands! oh yeahhhhhhhh.. nothing like a big strong black man in CONTROL..the more im talked to the wilder i get, it helps me free any inhibitions that may be lurking in the bottom of the pool of pussy juices.OFF cum the heels, and OUT comes the animal, that deeply essential primative alter that is free to make even the strangest of noises, and speak the nastiest of foulness.DIRTY TALKIN is what REALLY creates a ‘girls gone wild” and ‘girls behaving badly” for sure!
Comment by adorhym — December 25, 2005 @ 8:12 pm
I think that when it comes to talking dirty that you come so correct. I love it when my nigga commands me in the bed to get on my knees and spread for him. Keep up this good writing cuz you def. got a fan!
Comment by Cara-Marie — January 23, 2007 @ 2:23 pm
I think that when it comes to talking dirty that you come so correct. I love it when my nigga commands me in the bed to get on my knees and spread for him. Keep up this good writing cuz you def. got a fan!
Comment by Cara-Marie — January 23, 2007 @ 2:24 pm
I think that when it comes to talking dirty that you come so correct. I love it when my nigga commands me in the bed to get on my knees and spread for him. Keep up this good writing cuz you def. got a fan!
Comment by Cara-Marie — January 23, 2007 @ 2:24 pm