Cost of Lap Dancing
I just read about the CEO who spent $241k at a titty bar!!! That must have been a HELLUVA lap dance. If that’s how much I can make shaking my a- cups, I am turning in my resignation tomorrow. All those damned student loans for nothing. My modesty can certainly be overcome for the right price. Plus, the strip club is closer to my house than my job, so I can save on gas too! Coincidentally, a few weeks ago when I first went to Magic City, I actually thought to myself, that I could be a ’skripper’ under the right circumstances. The music was off the chain and the atmosphere was like a massive don’t give a fuck about tomorrow type party. Not to mention the number of fine niggas with deep pockets that was up in there.
Then there were the girls on the stage. Some of them chicas were fine, fine, fine. Made a strickly dickly girl like me want to give some pussy a try… I mean I love my trim athletic body, but there is something to be said for the thick girls with the asses that jingle too. If I ever do explore the bi thing with a female, she’s going to have to have some double DDs- at the very minimum.
Anyway, back to the money this man spent. How many lap dances can one man get in a few hours?! I couldn’t even work up the nerve to get one at all when I was at Magic City, partly because my girlfriends are kind of square (as far as I know). Remember, I am a ‘closet freak’ here. I do have an image to maintain.
Mostly, I just watched and tried to pick up a few tricks to do once I got home. Unfortunately, I still haven’t figured out how to clap my ass cheeks, but I can almost do the split standing up…I did follow the strip club rule though- “TIP, SIP, or DIP” so I bought at least three drinks. Other than that, I didn’t spend a dime…Actually, when the big ballers in the house started just throwing wads and wads of dollar bills into the air, I grabbed a few for myself since they were raining down all around me! I know my ass was wrong for that…I do repent on that point. I’ll give it all back and then some on my next trip.
The article says some patrons have been known to tip one grand to some strippers! That got me imagining what I would be willing to do if a nigga was about to tip me like that. If I had nothing to lose or if I really needed it, that amount of money would definitely get my ass cheeks clapping….
So that’s the QUESTION OF THE DAY: What would you do for a fat tip? Men, how much are you willing to pay a private dancer?
The most I paid for a private dance was $100 and it was worth every penny partly because she allowed me to be interactive if u know what I mean
Comment by Zeezy4Sheezy — October 26, 2005 @ 1:40 pm
i do love reading your journal, you make me laugh! *hugs*
Comment by aphrodite — November 3, 2005 @ 3:15 am
Thanks for reading. I will try to keep it interesting!
Comment by diaryofaclosetfreak — November 3, 2005 @ 9:21 pm
Pay… for anything sexual. Never would. That is not macho. Wimps have to pay for it. Men know how to get it without paying.
Comment by Felix the Cat — January 23, 2006 @ 9:29 pm
@^^^^ u so stupid…you may get by, but u can’t get away…u are paying for the pussy or your daughter will.
Comment by MzBigDrawls — May 21, 2007 @ 10:08 am
well I never thought that I would be the one, but when times get hard, you really see how far you’ll go. folks got rent, bills, grocery & gas costs, kids, etc. so yeah, I tried ’skrippin’ for a couple of months. it was actually pretty easy to come home with HUNDREDS of dollars. in fact, I made the majority of my money doing lap dances and VIP dances
I worked with a girl that took home about 2 grand one night.
the key is to be yourself. I have a natural high that seems to attract both men and women alike (which doubles your money right there) and I am educated, too, so I offer stimulating conversation as well. and it took me a week, but I finally got the ass clap down packed lol… (hint- its all in the thighs and ankles but don’t move your feet!) but yeah, anyway, guys do try to pay for the pussy and if you are sexy and energetic, you are the main target. that’s one way some girls get so much money. but, for those of us that don’t get down with that, its about keeping your energy up and generally love to dance. you have to make them crave you. Sell them a fantasy… that’s how to get paid from a lapdance
PS I love your journal and I sooo identify with a lot of your comments. keep up the good work!
*The Jade Empress*
Comment by jade empress — May 3, 2008 @ 5:30 pm