Cost of Lap Dancing
I just read about the CEO who spent $241k at a titty bar!!! That must have been a HELLUVA lap dance. If that’s how much I can make shaking my a- cups, I am turning in my resignation tomorrow. All those damned student loans for nothing. My modesty can certainly be overcome for the right price. Plus, the strip club is closer to my house than my job, so I can save on gas too! Coincidentally, a few weeks ago when I first went to Magic City, I actually thought to myself, that I could be a ’skripper’ under the right circumstances. The music was off the chain and the atmosphere was like a massive don’t give a fuck about tomorrow type party. Not to mention the number of fine niggas with deep pockets that was up in there. (more…)
